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Instant bread, Half strength Viagra

By Max Requenes
October 20, 2002
NEW YORK —Instant bread is for people who want the occasional slice of fresh bread, but who don't use enough to warrant buying it by the loaf. It would come in either powdered form, which you'd mix with water and then microwave or bake in a toaster oven, or in refrigerated "cookie dough" form, which you'd slice and bake.
Half strength Viagra is for guys that want to pump up for fashion purposes, but who don't want a pup-tent, if you know what I mean. Potential uses include: fluffing up for a night at the disco, poolside Speedo stuffing, bath-house pecking-order-enhancement, male modeling, and nude-beach shrinkage protection. If you think of any more, please let me know.
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