Breakdown of society

Last weekend, Courtney and I were on our way to a restaurant on the Upper East Side. A few blocks before arriving, we walk past two older gentlemen - nicely dressed, possibly retirees. One fellow, holding the seat of his pants in a funny way, says to the other "I think I s**t my pants." The other man replies, "well go upstairs and get cleaned up."
Later that weekend, we stop at the bar at Rue 57. It's pretty crowded, but I move us to an empty spot near the end. I don't notice that the man next to us has his head on the bar. Courtney moves us away and explains that the guy just picked his head off the bar, turned to the side (away from us), and vomited onto the floor.


Non-plussed, he remains seated, as if nothing has happened. Later he walks on his tab, despite a bartender's too-late sprint to catch him.
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